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Chapter 16 -Godric’s Hallow-: 

Hermione: It’s GODRIC’s Hollow.

Harry: So?

Hermione: We’re looking for the sword of GODRIC Gryffindor.

Harry: Yeah?

Hermione: So … Dumbledore would’ve expected us to look for the sword in Gryffindor’s home town.

Harry: Where’s that? Hogsmead?

Hermione: No, Godric’s Hollow.

Harry: Huh, I never knew that.

Hermione: Tell me, Harry, did Fred and George routinely beat you over the head during Quidditch practice.

Harry: Yeah, they said it was part of the warm-ups.

Hermione: We are so fucking doomed.

Harry: What was that?

Hermione: Nothing.

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Harry: Hermione, look at this. The dates on these graves. My parents were born in 1960 and died in 1981. That means it’s late 1996 right now. By the time anyone reads this, I’ll be like 27.

Chapter 17 - Bathilda’s Secret-:

Harry: Mrs. Bagshot, are you trying to seduce me?

Suddenly Bathilda’s head falls of and Voldemort’s snake, Nagini, shoots out of her shoulders.

Harry: WTF?

Nagini: PWND!

The snake attacks Harry,

Harry: WTF!?!?!?!?!?

(Sowas entsteht wenn ein paar Leutchen nichts zu tun haben. Gilt auch für Snape/Neville fanfics.. o_O)

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